This Comic's Cast:

It is true, though. Alucard has managed to kill one of the giant aliens -- the bat one. Blacula has proven pretty effective at killing the smaller ones, and Richter and Hanz both seem capable, but everyone else in the series so far seems under-qualified for the fights I gave them.

Where's a Belmont when you need one? Words I never thought would occur in this series.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.