This Comic's Cast:

Originally this comic (as I was writing it) ended with a fart joke (at Claude's expense). I thought it would play -- I don't do bathroom humor often, so it seemed like I could get away with it this once. And yet, after writing it the joke didn't make me laugh. If I don't laugh, I don't publish it. So I rewrote the ending. I dunno that it's that much funnier, but I at least can save my "bathroom humor card" for another time where it plays better.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.