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Hanz isn't necessarily spineless, but he certainly is a pushover when it comes to matters of the heart. Or when he has to stand up for himself. Or pretty much any other time.

Yeah, okay. He's spineless. And to think he once killed his brother on accident... Actually, no, that seems perfectly in line with his behavior over these last 600 comics or so.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.