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Hanz's adventure is proving difficult to write just because I want to try and make different jokes in each comic, but all he's telling me to write are jokes about him hitting on the aliens. It's funny, sure, but I feel like I've done that material before.

Damn it, Hanz, be funnier!
 
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2015-04-18 07:08:31 
You could just have him be highly competent and completely serious. Given the airs of 'Everybody hates Hanz' and 'Nobody in this comic is good at the heroism'; that would probably be hilarious for at least a few strips.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.