This Comic's Cast:

Because he's the minute man. Come on, that is one epic burn.

Not that Succubus said no. One minute of enjoyment is more than she had on her dance card up til now. Not a burn, she just had an opening on her day planner. A girl's got needs.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.