This Comic's Cast:

I'll be honest, I've played fast and loose with which version of the aliens she is. Sometimes she's smaller, sometimes she's larger. I could pay attention to which version of her sprites I use, sure.

Or I could make a comic like this and put in vastly less effort.
 
DeltaPangaea
2015-04-13 04:25:24 
Soooo... how long until we get a human-sized sprite of Hanz's wife, complete with intelligible speech? I kinda wanna see that now...
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.