This Comic's Cast:

Although Alucard will forever be an egotistical goober in my head -- because, let's face it, he is the best at what he does (much like Wolverine) -- this at least goes a little way towards explaining why he's acting the way he is. So cold, so mean, so not... heroic.

Not that anyone is really heroic in this comic.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.