This Comic's Cast:

It actually makes no sense since I don't think Cornell ever went into the Heroes Guild, especially after it got upgraded. He's probably just agreeing with it so he doesn't have to think too hard.

It occurred to me that Alucard had just wandered off and hadn't been seen in a while. He had better things to do than whatever was going on in the comic, and plainly showed it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.