This Comic's Cast:

This one actually took a lot longer to write than I expected. I just couldn't get the dialogue in the second panel to work. Burned through three versions of the script before I could get something I was happy with. Still not as funny as I would have liked.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.