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I'm only two pages into the Heroes side of this recurring feature, and I've already made two different dildo jokes. What the heck is wrong with me?

I mentioned the gypsies here because they're a big part of the Dracula mythos this comic (and the Castlevania series as a whole) have never really touched upon. I'm not exactly going to add gypsies to the series at this point, but I figured I should make at least a passing nod to them. Easy way to do that right here.

I will freely admit not a single one of those mini-games sounds fun at all. The Maria one, while titillating, seems wrong with what we all know happens later in her plot.
 
Deadmoon
2015-03-06 09:55:22 
Wasn't a gypsy who cursed darkmoon to have his soul back?
Mike Finkelstein
2015-03-06 09:59:43 
Yes, but that was a riff on Angel, the TV series. It's not the same thing as including the gypsies as they are included in Dracula. One gypsy does not make a trend. ;)
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.