This Comic's Cast:

Hey, Cornell never said he was going to fight the aliens. His whole job was to find other heroes to see if they'd protect Romania against the aliens. And then he was on a quest to see if Dracula was coming back. No one even said to fight the aliens directly.

Because come on, that would require moving.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.