This Comic's Cast:

Cornell isn't going to fight Death or Dracula. Of course he won't. He hasn't fought Dracula since that one time the vampire kidnapped his sister... which actually may happen after DSWC takes place.

My timeline is all shades of screwed up, even after the reboot.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.