This Comic's Cast:

Previously, Villains had "Questions from the Villains" every 50 comics (with one minor exception). Here, instead of just rehashing that idea, we're going to look at "excepts" from the fake DSWC strategy guide.

Because why not, right?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.