This Comic's Cast:

This is one of those comics that just doesn't quite convey the image I wanted it to and it's just due to the limitations of sprites. I really want it to look like the aliens are inhabiting the ground right under where Cornell and Richter are walking (in the case of Cornell, slowly drifting). But it just looks like two panels, one of top of another.

Sigh.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.