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Of all the rationalized arguments he makes, the one thing he doesn't list is that she's a carnivorous parasite hell-bent on taking over (and eating) the world. For me, that would be a deal-breaker.
 
Boy Lag
2014-09-08 14:45:05 
I find it strange that you would call the alien a her. Unless it a Queen all drones have no sex. I know it doesn't really matter and it doesn't bother me much. (See just a comic.) I'm just a huge alien fan. ;P
Mike Finkelstein
2014-09-09 16:09:16 
Eh, Hanz and "her" have a relationship. Even if she's not really a she, they address her as such. They're very open to gender-shifts in this modern age.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.