Since we're in the lobby of a theater, I figured we may as well have movie posters. I love looking at posters myself -- really, I like getting a little early to the theater so I can see the posters for new movies and then watch all the trailers. I'm an avid movie fan, and I like to keep on top of my fandom.

While the poster for this flick looks interesting (I tried to go with a very modern style to the layout), the movie would have to be crap. It would just have to be.

To note, I am playing on the fact that Spike Lee calls his films "a Spike Lee Joint." That always just struck me as odd. I would kill so see Martin Scorsese or Clint Eastwood do that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.