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And now we see Richter embracing his new-found heroship. It only took 493 comics, but Richter has grown into the hero we all knew, deep down, he might maybe could be if he just sobered up and stopped chasing skirts all the time.
Plus, you know, grew a spine.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.