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Remember, when Dracula is defeated the castle collapses. He keeps the old girl together through his dark magic and unbridled machismo.
They did have plenty of time while they were wandering. It's not as if they couldn't have made a quick stop. That was just poor planning.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.