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Probably the first draft he had put together, back when he expected to be defeated in a few hours (as we established a little while back), wasn't all that good. And then, when he hadn't been defeated any time recently, he just scrapped the speech and figured he was safe.
That was his second mistake. The first was not fleeing to another country when he had the chance.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.