Ahh, the Thighmaster. Such a useless workout item. And yet, it sold so many units you couldn't go into a home that didn't have three just sitting around gathering dust.
It's one of those relics of the early 90s, something that thankfully fades into relative obscurity.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.