This Comic's Cast:

Yes, another random sprite found on a random wandering through the sprite sites I hit. It's Ghost Kirby. That's really about all there is to this joke, if it can be called that.
What would have been cooler is if I then had Kirby go and suck up one of the xenomorphs, stealing its power. That would have been way cool. I'm kinda sorry I didn't do that.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.