This Comic's Cast:

Plan C involves male strippers, a covert ops mission, six cans of lube, a trenchcoat, five ninja maids, a creepily erotic Trojan horse, and the complete collection of Beegees CDs.
Plan D just involved a call to the cops and a stack of kiddie porn, likely swiped from Shaft's house.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.