This Comic's Cast:

Everyone has their needs, everyone has their price. For the star it's a power wash and wax.
For Cornell it's a small stack of Playboys and a sixer of 8bit Lager.
For the werewolf it's a lady wolf.
For Richter, well... it doesn't take much at all to bribe him. A quick boob flash would do the trick, really.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.