This Comic's Cast:

And that's why we went off and did other random comics for a while. I was stalling for time so that the Mario Party could end.
I mean, once you've done a mini-game featuring Velociraptors, there's nowhere else to go with the joke.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.