This Comic's Cast:

I like to think of game characters as actors. As actors, they're prone to flubbing lines, screwing up situations, and going far, far off book.
Personally, I like the itchy nose one best, although the Geiko parody is decent. I still think the actual Speed Racer Geiko commercial was better.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.