See, I've never played a Metal Gear game. I know they are quite popular, and I have plenty of people telling me I need to play them. Honestly, I'm just not that into shooters. I had some fun with Doom back in the day, but I really suck at aiming, or gun skill, or... yeah...
That said, it doesn't change the fact that this is a pretty funny joke.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.