Words cannot describe what went through my head to come up with this comic. Sheer random naughtiness. Still, you know if they made the game, someone would buy it.
Probably more than a few people, really.
I will admit I haven't played the Bomberman series in quite some time... but I just have to know why it is that Bombs has an ambiguously gay rabbit sidekick...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.