This Comic's Cast:

Bowser really knows how to make a guy feel cheap. You know you're doing shitty when even Bowser is like "oh, I see you suck. Here, let me help you not suck so much."
It's either that or occasionally Bowser likes to pay the people he's fucking.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.