You could send away for a certificate that pronounced you "The Most Dangerous Man in the World" if you collected four General Mills box tops and sent them in with 5 dollars shipping and handling.
Bowser has one, too. He keeps it in his clown flyer.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.