This Comic's Cast:

That was something that didn't really make sense to me about Mario Party. You play it, as a board game, with dice, and yet you don't actually roll them. Isn't that the point of dice?
Also, Cornell is five time national champion. He lost the most recent event after he got screwed by the Russian judges.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.