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I'd kill to see John McClain say that in a Die Hard movie. There's something so cheesy, and yet so right about that statement.
So that makes 8bit Lager, 8bit Cola, and probably 8bit Diet Cola. We could guess there'd be some other varieties like summer ale, winter ale, and maybe a nice Octoberfest Lager. 8bitober Fest. That'd be awesome.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.