This Comic's Cast:

Cornell does only have so many ways of dealing with a situation. It was either this, float around, or get drunk.
I'd have been more worried if his pickup lines actually did work on the Minotaur. What would they have done together? It'd make for a rather awkward picnic, that's for sure. Just a werewolf and a minotaur, chilling on a blanket with a picnic basket between them.
Now that I've mentioned it, I'm sure someone will end up writing a slash fic about it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.