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Of course, this joke is now aged as Wiis are plentiful. All the little kiddies got their hands on their Wiis. Any woman that wanted a Wii got one and took it home to enjoy for hours. All the people that hungered for a bit of the Wii got their own to play with in the privacy of their own home. There's nothing like a Wii for two consenting adults.
Okay, I think I'm done beating that joke to death.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.