This Comic's Cast:

Okay, so scratch that, Cornell does know more than he's talking about. He must have looked it up on Wikipedia. That's where I go when I want informational tidbits on all kinds of stuff.
And, seriously, everything is in there. If you ever get a chance, try going Wiki-diving. Pick some truly obscure item and see if you can find something that there isn't an article for. I haven't managed yet, and this is after doing searches on specific Chinese food dishes and just random colors. And not like "red" but very specific shades. It's mind boggling the amount of stupid information stored there.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.