This Comic's Cast:

Arthur really has to have it rough. He lives in a land of paper-thin armor, one populated, to an exaggerated degree, by nasty creatures of all shapes and sizes, and he's in love with a girl who easily takes second place for "Most Kidnapped Damsel", right behind Princess Peach.
Seriously, do these women have gold shoved up their cootchy?
Anyway, he has all this, and he has to adventure, regularly, to save the damn damsel. Poor guy.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.