This Comic's Cast:

If we were to think about it:
Although the mass of the soda cans is signifigantly less than the mass of Cornell, they exist outside of his body (his own power source). As such, it would be harder to project his energy and use it on other items than it would be to use it on himself.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.