This Comic's Cast:

It is true, though, that none of the usual series villains would want the castle for themselves. Carmilla, Shaft, Death, and Lizzy have all worked to bring Dracula back, even when the castle was already there, sitting around all slutty, just waiting for some random villain to fill it up with their hot evil injection.
Castle porn. Heh.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.