This Comic's Cast:

So I found a sprite of Bayou Billy. Looking at him, it dawned on my that he was around the same size as the first NES TMNT sprites.
From there, it seemed like a good fit to do an Ulimate Fighters. The only thing is that it's freaking Bayou Billy. He's the dumbest hero in one of the lamest games in NES history. Trying to say something nice about him in impossible.
For my money, this match is an easy win for Donnie.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.