Worst. Paper route. Ever.
Between you and me, his subscribers have it coming. Bastards go out of their way to be douchebags to him. He's totally within his right to fight back. Dynamite-loaded papers should have been in the third game.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.