This Comic's Cast:

In my head, Death usually talks a certain way. How he talks at the start of the comic is not reflective of that style, but I was doing a Fight Club homage, so I had to just roll with it.
And let's be honest. Death probably enjoyed the hell out of Fight Club. It seems like his kind of movie.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.