This Comic's Cast:

Different kind of XBox. Remember, he doesn't have a TV, he has a crystal ball. Where would you hook the HDMI cables up to?
And yes, this implies that Dracula is dead. An amazing feat, especiall as Dracula is the main character of the Castlevania series and this is a Castlevania comic. Killin a main character is rare in most comics.
Either I was trying to be edgy, or I just didn't give a shit. I vote the later.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.