This Comic's Cast:

And now, to bring that joke right back around again. Ahhh Cornell, you poor, sexually frustrated fool.
I'm trying to remember how I get around Cornell not moving if I actually have him and Dracula fight. That could be interesting.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.