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Remember, this is only a comic. A silly one, at that. It's okay if the characters break the fourth wall once in a while.

So, why didn't I have the heroes fight the TMNT baddies? Because battles in comics are boring. They take so long, and while the action is interesting to see some times, it just takes too long when I could do story and dick jokes.

Of course, I could have animated a battle sequence, but that would taken effort. Bleh on effort. It's more fun to make Simon and Alucard cowards.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.