This Comic's Cast:

Plainly, the heroes hadn't really thought this all the way through. Inevitably they'd have to fight to two hulking beasts. If not now, then soon enough... since, well, you know Dracula can't talk his way out of battles forever. If this comic had no action in it, it'd be... well... exactly like the comic already is.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.