This Comic's Cast:

Dracula, of course, has every right to believe he will survive long into the future. Sadly, as has been proven time and again, what Dracula wants and reality are quite far removed from each other.
If I was Dracula, though, I'd have had this construction worker killed. He was rather abrupt with the Dark Lord.
The original version of this comic was three panels of these two characters standing and talking. Three panels seemed excessive for, basically, one panel worth of dialogue. I streamlined that shit.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.