This Comic's Cast:

The biggest issue with this strip isn't something I could fix in a remake: the background is too busy to layer text on top of. Even with font-glows, it's just hard to read at times.

And I apparently wasn't happy with any of Richter's dialogue in this part of the series. I kept tweaking it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.