This Comic's Cast:

This comic took the longest to rewrite as I actually tried to make the zombie's speech as close to the original as I could, and since I couldn't memorize what he said (since it's just gibberish grrs and arghs), I had to go word by word for him. Painstaking.

I added in the applause. It just felt like, after such a heartfelt speech, he should get some clapping.

If you will note, I added in the priest to this version of the series. Yes, he has a skull head now. Eww.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.