This Comic's Cast:

Everyone always wondered just what the hell Hanz was about to do, or was doing, or whatever. He's about to hit Richter hard. Give him a good beating before having him moon the crystal ball. That was all. I guess I coulda made it clearer. Too late now.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.