So yeah, DSWC got repetitive. I went back to the "Richter as a Zombie" well... but darn it if the thought of 8-bit Zombie Richter wasn't too awesome not to do.

Admit it, you snickered when he came rising out of the water all "item crash" style. It was pretty slick.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.