The idea I really want to purse is the "Four Care Bears of the Apocalypse". I could just see it.

Death is black, wears a cloak, has solid white eyes and a skull on his belly.

War is blood red, wears a horned helmet, and has a battle axe on his belly.

Pestilence is a vague greenish-grey, with patches of mange, and a Mr. Yuck symbol on his belly.

Famine is gaunt, pale, and dead grass on his belly.

The four of ride together, using the Care Bear Glare to usher in the apocalypse.

Good times.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.